Monday, February 23, 2009

This time last year...

I was getting engaged :o)

Actually...I was freaking out because mom and I were shopping, trying to find me a new sweater to wear that night, and we couldn't find anything decent! (We ended up deciding on a sweater that I already had, only in a different color).

I know you've all heard the story, so I won't tell the details of it again...needless to say, I do thoroughly enjoy telling it to people who have never heard it before. Especially the part with the evil policeman and the broken screen door.

We've almost been married for as long as we dated...weird, huh?

Thursday, February 12, 2009

The Loud Ones...

As you already know, I hate comcast. Not only because they are just frustrating to deal with, but because they've started a new trend. I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about...

It doesn't matter what I'm doing...whether taking a nap or making dinner in the other room...the new fad of loud commercials scares the socks off of me every time. The advertising scheme is quite brilliant really: make your commercial twice as loud as all the others so that people will always hear it and have to pay attention to it...but it's obnoxious.

The sudden exclamations of:
"Let's do it again Bill!"
"I have unlimited HD!"
"Only $1200 bucks a month for your soul"

Really annoying.

Just thought I'd get that frustration out there.

Comcast: stop scaring me. I wouldn't even use you if my apartment didn't say that I had to. Go away. :) Thanks.

Oh, and Vonage...same goes for you. HUSH!

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Mystery Splinters

I have had two splinters in my right hand this week. I got one out yesterday after it had been in there for about a week. Last night, I noticed another one.

I have no idea how either one of them got there.

I am extremely puzzled. If I get another one, I think I'll start keeping a splinter journal and see if I can trace their origins (much like the dream I had the other night about canoeing through a flooded mall in a giant tupperware...?).

I'll keep you updated :). Right now, I'm trying to get some stray mascara out of my left eye. It's been there for about an hour now.

Monday, February 02, 2009

I Miss My Mommy

I know that FEMA can't even get to her, but I really wish AT&T would get their stinking tower back up :)

If you have power and can read this, give her a hug for me and tell her to get her booty up here and visit me :)